Wednesday, October 29, 2008

I was just mindin my own business when...


... a big dog nipped me in my butt, riped my favorite pants and scratched my cute little cheek.
I was walking in the park heading towards my daughters soccer game when all of a sudden I felt a t-towel snap at my butt and I turned around to slap the perverted idiot when I realized that it was a dog that bit me. He was attached to a leash that was attached to its owner. She said sorry and after I got over the shock I gave her my phone number naively thinking she would call me and offer to buy me a new pair of pants. Well, she got my number and I got hers but guess what!!! It was the wrong number!!! No Maryanne there. Sooooo... what to do next...

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